A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET
THANK YOU
49 minutes ago with 3,379 notes
A BIG ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR EVERYONE WHO GOT THE DVD EARLY AND MANAGED TO KEEP ALL OF THAT A SECRET
THANK YOU
49 minutes ago with 3,379 notes
mom went out for dinner and she’s been gone for six hours now
49 minutes ago with 19,081 notes
“don’t hurt my baby!” i yell at the screen. my baby is a cannibalistic serial killer.
52 minutes ago with 387 notes
when a girl changes her clothes in front of you, she’s either really interested or you’re level 99 friend-zoned
or she hasn’t spotted you in the tree yet
1 hour ago with 167,044 notes
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
fuck
oh so that’s how it works
1 hour ago with 87,705 notes