May 2013
jpierrepontcriss:
my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home
homosexaul:
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
10-roses:
thedancinggallifreyan:
littlelionheartedqueen:
if the tardis is infinite with infinite rooms then maybe we’re all in the tardis and don’t even know it
MAYBE OUR ENTIRE UNIVERSE IS ONE ROOM IN THE TARDIS
summvr:
when i was little i remember my mom taught me a trick to hold my longsleeve shirt when i was putting on a jacket so they dont bunch up and god bless her soul for doing so
wartortles:
wartortles:
its so sad that blind people cant see the internet
*single tear drops down face* thats so beautiful
iamtonysexual:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
jonandtheon:
MY BOOK IS LOCKED IN A CLASSROOMN
RED ASLERT
I TOLD THIS REALLY NICE KID WHO NEVER CAUSES TROUBLE AND HEREACHED INTO HIS BACKPACK AND PULLED OUT A KEYCHAIN WITH KEYS TO THE CLASSROOM AND UNLOCKED IT FOR ME??
update i asked him why he had those keys and he said “its not important” im so lost
He’ll be vital to your quest later,...
macarena-of-time:
i hope revving your motorcycle engine in the middle of the night made you feel better about your small penis
methleesi:
will graham finally quits the fbi
“this is my resign”
luckyspike:
like ok hannibal is always making really nice meals and eating really fancy food
does he ever just go home after work and like stare at his freezer full of body parts and just
“you know i don’t really feel like human tonight.
im gonna have a hot pocket.”
jeffersonshatt:
can we talk about nbc hannibal’s tags for a second
because i just
cannot
sassiest official blog of anything i have ever followed everyone go home
jack crawford: will i know this is really bad 4 you
jack crawford: hey will wanna come 2 this super kool crime scene with me????