January 2012
Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Some people are in 2012 right now while I'm just...
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onedirection3rection:
all-about-one-direction:
:O
December 2011
heytomlinson:
One Direction’s Zayn Malik has vowed to ditch the fags. I didn’t know he was planning on starting a solo career.
me : honey im home
.....
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
stayupgetdown:
my new year’s resolution is to help a band guy realize that he is actually madly in love with me
6 tags
Dear Parents, I'm not obsessed with drugs, alcohol...
3 tags
timeywimeyness:
matturday:
DAVID TENNANT IS GETTING MARRIED
TOMORROW
AND NOT TO BILLIE PIPER
NO
I HATE MY LIFE
I HATE EVERYTHING
That awkward moment when you forget the name of... →
10knotes:
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
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When people interrupt me while I'm reading
mystinkybutt:
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
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whoaitsmelissaa:
b3ttywh1te:
who didnt?
1 tag
kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.
