Daughter: dad I'm a lesbian
Dad: it's cool
Second daughter: dad I'm a lesbian too
Dad: Christ, doesn't anyone in this family love cock?
Son: I do
Some people are in 2012 right now while I'm just...
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onedirection3rection: all-about-one-direction: :O
heytomlinson: One Direction’s Zayn Malik has vowed to ditch the fags. I didn’t know he was planning on starting a solo career.
me : honey im home
me : oh i forgot he's on tour
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
stayupgetdown: my new year’s resolution is to help a band guy realize that he is actually madly in love with me
Dear Parents, I'm not obsessed with drugs, alcohol...
timeywimeyness: matturday: DAVID TENNANT IS GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW AND NOT TO BILLIE PIPER NO I HATE MY LIFE I HATE EVERYTHING
That awkward moment when you forget the name of... →
10knotes: Can you pass me that thing? and the other person is like, what thing? that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!! Submitted by: anyoneanythinganyhow Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard
When people interrupt me while I'm reading
mystinkybutt: They expect my reaction to be something like: When really, my reaction is something like:
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whoaitsmelissaa: b3ttywh1te: who didnt?
kid : how did you and daddy meet?
me: i flipped my hair and overwhelmed him!
kid: like in the song?
harry : no. she tricked me into signing a marriage agreement instead of a poster.