I did give Josh a concussion, though. I did a death kick-a fake death kick, but...– Jennifer Lawrence - Glamour US (via poulette-jr)
first base: liking
second base: reblogging
third base: following
i miss anne hathaway in various sexy outfits shouting about lesbians while james franco was high as a kite
Clockwork Princess spoiler
cassandraclare: “A very magnanimous statement, Gideon,” said Magnus. “I’m Gabriel.” Magnus waved a hand. “All Lightwoods look the same to me.”
When people are talking about diets
totally-relatable: I’m just like: (via Totally-Relatable: The funniest relatable posts.)
Does OTP stand for “Oh, The Pain”?
My parents just don't understand that I like being...
attractive boy: hi i'm famous
attractive boy: hi i'm gay
attractive boy: hi i'm a total jerk
attractive boy: hi i'm twice your age
"You look pretty today"
ohsofunnyblog: “Was I ugly yesterday!?” http://wtfsofunny.tumblr.com/
malikmeltdown: if i ever meet the boys i’m going to give them cupcakes with laxatives as payback for ruining my life
Reblog if you never planked or did the cinnamon...
i wanna congratulate you on not being a dumbass
myamelia: the moment you realise Lady Gaga would make an average Capitol citizen
How I think a conversation between Jace Lightwood...
Jace: So you're the Mockingjay correct?
Jace: That's a bird if I'm not mistaken
Jace: So are you like a demon or a shapeshifter or something?
Katniss: It's a title, I'm not actually a bird.
Jace: Sure your not. *Pulls a seraph blade*
Katniss: Are you crazy?
Jace: No I like to think I'm perfectly sane, well until I do something insane.