April 2012
I'm a teenager and I know what a heart attack...
warriorsoftheangel:
thehellishdimensions:
Because of Cassandra Clare.
if 1D gets slimed
harry: wut
louis: wut
liam: wut...aww
niall: WOOOHOOOOOOOO
zayn: THIS IS MOTHERFUCKING GUCCI YOU FUCKING CUNTS YOU MESSED UP MY FUCKIGN HAIR BITCHES GONNA PAY FOR THIS SHIT
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me: but the rats
me: yeah, but they seem to stay on the ceiling.
me: but the lizards.
me: oh, come on. you used to pull there tails off when you were little. you're not scared of lizards.
me: but the rats.
me: rats can't really hurt you anyway. they're more scared of you than you are of them.
me: okay, but what about the rats?
me: shut up.
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“Peeing is like a good book in that it is very, very hard to stop once you start.”
– John Green, Paper Towns (via hullagirl)
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“If I had a nervous breakdown every time something awful happened in the world,...”
– John Green (Paper Towns)
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March 2012
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absoluutebliss:
first of all, who allowed me on the internet
Zayn: Why did you follow me into the bathroom?
Me: The questions we ask say more about us than the answers that we give.
Zayn: ....
Me: ....
Zayn: ....
Me: .....
Zayn: That was deep.
Zayn: What's your twitter? I'll DM you later
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what's the definition of trust?
circles90:
creepygross:
oncelerswaifu:
kiango:
voluptuousrandy:
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
omg
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
profound
Reblog if Zayn dm'ed you for casual sex one time
satan: knock knock
me: who's there
satan: satan
satan: i saw your blog
satan: we have wifi in hell
*Hears noises at night*: Well this is it this is the end for me. I had a good life.
*Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit.
*Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest feels like?
*A cop walks by*: Here I go, I'm about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone and forgot. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
*Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper or you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
*Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
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elizabethanemily:
jennifer lawrence just seems like a tumblr person who made it outside
Normal Couples: "You hang up the phone" "No, you hang up the phone" "No you!" "No baby, you first!"
Peeta and Katniss: "You kill me" "No, you kill me!"
Caesar: For those of you idiots who haven't read the book and have no idea what tracker jackers are...
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"I was going to tell Harry a penis joke, but I...
asheswillfly:
Peeta Mellark is a testament to the fact that if you stalk someone for a long enough amount of time, you will eventually get them to fall in love with you
zayn: don't even care about the table breaking
effie: THAT IS MAHOGANY
