buttchesters: I didn’t mean to ship it, it just happened.
o-k-compooper: souschen: i think instead of the woman taking her husband’s name when they get married or doing the hyphenated thing couples should just smash their last names together so like if a Smith married a Grabowski you could be Smabowski or Grabith or Grasmithski and then as the generations go on the names just get more and more ridiculous why aren’t we doing this
tomlinsmirk: do you ever just listen to yourself and wonder how someone hasn’t punched you in the face yet
mpregbert: eridanampora: mpregbert: whats it called when your entire body falls asleep instead of just a limb sleeping oh
me: i want that
me: checks price tag
youlovedinazuka: felicefawn: wethinkwedream: What if clouds and lakes switched spots and every time you looked up you’d see waves being pulled by the moon and we’d wade through the clouds on a hot day. What if birds grew grass and the ground grew feathers. What if flowers were as tall as trees and trees as small as flowers. I need more people like you in my life. Damn so deep
doctor: so what kind of birth control are you using?
me: my appearance
holyshit-someoneactually: if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember that there are people on this website who pay 5 dollars for this piece of shit
How ships work
In real life: You two have been in a relationship for some time and work well together! I ship it!
In fandom: You two have dated once/are currently in a relationship/have obvious feelings for one another. I ship it!
In Tumblr fandom: You two have exchanged lingering glances of clear unresolved sexual tension and basically my life and feels depends on the outcome of your relationship. I ship it!
In Sherlock fandom: MYCROFT AND CAKE. OTP.
sarcasticconfusion: juventius: do you ever sit down and wonder how many of your alternate universe selves are dead i do now
neoputa: i need a stop sign so that i can hold it infront of people that i dislike when they speak to me
i’ve gotten to the point where i get personally offended when someone tells me that they dont like my favorite fictional character
lefthandedism: quinnawman: does anyone remember the mom from the suite life’s hair i mean she was so punk rock ‘the mom’? that is carey martin you are talking about and she is the tipton hotels lounge singer for your information